Sunday, April 27, 2008

Fr. Corapi Fan Club

Fr. John Corapi has been a favorite speaker of mine for quite some time now. He has delivered many messages which are so relevant in today's confused and lost world. I would really encourage EVERYONE to purchase just one of his cds or listen to one of his talks on EWTN sometime and see for yourself what I am talking about. He never ceases to inspire me! Here is his official website, and below I am posting some funny quotes I found from this Facebook group on Fr. Corapi:
Father Corapi does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die (in order to administer Viaticum...duh).
Every time Father Corapi says Mass, an angel gets its wings.
Father Corapi and God once shared a high-five. The wind that was created caused Hurricane Katrina.
Father Corapi, when he was in the military, once shot down an enemy plane by pointing his finger and shouting, "Bang!"
They say lightning never strikes the same place twice. Neither does Father Corapi. He doesn't have to
"Abortion clinics, pornography stores...I would move my artillery into place and light 'em up! I would totally liquidate them...speaking metaphorically, of course"
The Soldier's Creed states, "surrender is not an option...except when Father Corapi is in town."
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. The only thing fear has to fear is Father Corapi.
Regardless of race, gender, location, or education level... at one point in your life you have underestimated Father Corapi. You will live just long enough to regret this.
"I am ready and willing to destroy my enemies in close and mortal combat."
Father Corapi's statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary wears combat boots.
Father Corapi's Rosary is made of spent .54 caliber bullet shells. No, really.
When Satan goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet to make sure Father Corapi isn't there.
An apple a day does not keep Father Corapi away. Only going to Mass and confession every day keeps Father Corapi away... sometimes.


Esther said...

Wonderful! I love Fr. Corapi. Joey has a stumper for you. I really hope he shares it this time.

Ray from MN said...

It was announced this evening by Father Mitch Pacwa on EWTN Live that Father Corapi has recently visited the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota, for cancer diagnosis/treatment.

Nothing else was said. Please pray for him.

PBXVI said...

Thanks for the info. I've been hearing rumors that Fr. Corapi has been sick etc.. I will certainly be praying for him.
God Bless!