Vatican has Come up With New Plan!
According to an anonymous source, the Vatican has decided for security reasons to send Pope Benedict's decoy (who is known normally in the Vatican only as Dr. Petrus) to Turkey. He has been practicing the part as pope the last couple of days including this photo period taken on Sunday before the Angelus. Pope Benedict sends his apostolic blessing to his decoy and prays for his protection before the big trip. There is only one problem everyone is crossing their fingers about---he doesn't know a word of German.
Habemus (alter) Papam!
6 comments:
This seems heretical!
Who says he doesn't know German? A direct quote from Peter II:
Ich werde die Ungläubigen zerstören
Dank für das Zeigen mir meiner Störung! Mir, deiner Heiligkeit verzeihen!
Hey, I meet Pope Peter II yesterday. He was really friendly, but bossy, mandating that I go and turn on a heater for his Delta Apostolic Palace. Gosh, who does he think he is, the pope?
Would be funnier if I hadn't just read the predictions of St. Malachi. Petrus Romanus, possibly leading to the tribulations that Christ prophecied, immediately following the last predicted pope, Benedict.
I have also read those prophecies. I know what you mean. Let us pray that Petrus Romanus or whoever the last pope is, will be faithful unto death or until the Lord Jesus comes. It is a scary thought, but we must always be ready for the coming of Christ! God Bless!
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